Biographies Part One
Baaaby
E-mail: Baaaby c/o baaaby@smartasses.org
Homepage: http://smartasses.org
ICQ UIN: 13595277
D.O.B.: 6/5/98
Location: Greener Pastures
Comments: Baaaaaa! (Translation: Hello, I'm Baaaby, the SAO mascot. I'm just fun gal who likes to have a good time. *sheepish grin* I was born on the day the SAO was founded and I could tell you some stories about them but they said I would be the main course at the next SAO BBQ if I did. I hope they don't replace me with an owl.)
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Candace
E-mail: Candace111@mindless.com
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/nh/killyourtelevision
ICQ UIN: 10907885
D.O.B.: 07/04/83
Location: NH, USA
Comments: You know, I owe it all to DB. If he had taken me to the doctor that one time soooo many weeks ago, I never would have been crazy enough to recieve this award. Thank you, DB. Just to let you all know, I am no longer seeng double, but there is one particular thread where I see no writing at all...
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Catweasel
E-mail: Catweasel
Homepage: Here there be Tygers
ICQ UIN: 16899134
D.O.B.: 8/15/50
Location: A certain top floor flat in Bristol, England; best known for its kitchen and the denizens therein.
<— Portrait of the artist as a ?
Comments: Serious, hard-working, and conscientious. A wizard with computers. (Do I get the job?)
Please note that I don't actually belong here. I was only invited to raise the overall tone of the place.
My hobbies are reading, role-playing games, computers and extracting the Michael.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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CrazyLady
E-mail: heather@rust.net
ICQ UIN: 23467452
D.O.B.: 02/05/72
Location: For now, Lansing, MI... However, that could change at any given time.
Comments: In the real world, I am a full time student, I work in a bar by night (if I like you, you know which one), and I am a full time MOM. My daughter will be four the end of May 1999.
Plans For the Future: When I grow up, I want to be a retired person. Until then, I plan to take over the world and rule until I find a suitable replacement.
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DarkRain
E-mail: zamboni_73@hotmail.com
Homepage: http://smartasses.org, doesn't everyone live here?
ICQ UIN: 12052614
D.O.B.: 3/22/84
Location: Florida :) Place where there's sunshine, good weather, beaches, women in bikinis....you wouldn't like it....
Comments: I got a haircut the day of the April '99 CSA awards, I think that deserves an award on it's own. But if you must know, I enjoy hockey and computers, anything with computers! Mostly 3d graphics, animations, web design, yada yada. But secretly I'm a bonified country girl stalker... SHHHHHHHHH! Don't tell anyone!
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DiamondBack
E-mail: webmaster@smartasses.org
Homepage: http://diamond-back.com
ICQ UIN: 769097 (rarely opened, so don't bother)
D.O.B.: 4/1/61 (Note: That is April 1st.)
Location: Miami, FL, land of sunshine & bullets
E *Smartass Grin*
Comments: I'm an overworked, underpaid, stressed-out webdesigner who is also responsible for (guilty of?) founding the SAO. In my spare time I like to... um... well, I'll let you know if I ever have any spare time. I'm usually friendly though I've been told I can't take a joke... perhaps because of my birthday? PS- I swear I never touched that sheep.
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Dwighty
E-mail: dpc@micron.net
Homepage: http://www.inahurry.homestead.com
ICQ UIN: 195283
D.O.B.: July 25th, 1980
Gender: *checks* Male *checks again* yup.
City of Residence: Hell,--I mean Boise, Idaho
Home Nation: U.S.A
Comments: uh.. I'm supose to say something? um... I'd like to thank my staff, and my friends and--WAIT! I don't have any of those. well. hows this: this CSA rocks. now I can be proud even tho people still call me a loser. and worse names, and make fun of my spelling and typing and *sniff* ...I'm sorry, its just.... *sniff* it hurts to be a living joke.
Anyway. the covented CSA. wow. I got one. thats that. I love it! its so cool. --oh, and uh. about the picture. I know it sucks, but its from my drivers license, so don't make fun, everybodys sucks. DMVs have special crappy picture camaras. I just renewed it and its a recent pic, what more do you want. *walks away* ..I'm a CSA.... I'm a CSA..... I'm a CSA............
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EMERALD aka Bianca
E-mail: Need to know basis ~~SAG~~
ICQ UIN: 18928842 ; Red Seal Approval Required
D.O.B.: 7/4/62 ~~A regular Ms Independance Day Gal~~~~
Location: Auckland, New Zealand
Package Reads: *WARNING* Handle with care. High Voltage Strawberry Blonde (wonder if that had anything to do with being born on 4 July). Open Package at your own risk........*SAG*
So what do Kiwis like to do in their spare time; Count Sheep of Course... Well this girl likes to hit the ski slopes, and I mean HIT the slopes, I collect Skiers for a hobby. Let me see, I'm a bit of a SunSeeker, beachgirl. I love horses and enjoy their spontaneity when riding. Rubbing butt here. At a perfect day's end, I like to relax with a big fat Stogie, a glass of Sauvignon Blanc and enjoy listening to my family recount the events of their day. That makes for a splendid evening for this girl.
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Fingers
E-mail: 1dprince@gte.net
ICQ UIN: 13266460
D.O.B.: 9/16/55
Location: Tampa, FL
My life: I lived an idyllic childhoood in NJ with three semi-normal sisters until I came to my senses and moved to Florida. Been married for... EGAD... 20 years to an ex-Navy Chief and have three semi-normal sons. I'm a sucker for tradition. I pay for food and stuff by pummeling.... er.... being a massage therapist.
Hobbies: When I had money (before children) I used to enjoy diving, sailing in the Keys, riding, flying, paradragging(?), traveling, camping, fishing, movies, actually going out to a meal that wasn't eaten in the car, and reading. The things I still enjoy AND can afford are....hmmmm...reading and..... hey, wait a minute!!! What happened here???!??!!! Oh, yeah, I guess I can still fish (if I dig my own worms) Well, there's always the Discover Channel.*SAG*
Favorite Quote: Thar She Blows!!!
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Fire'N'Ice
E-mail: fire_n_ice99@hotmail.com
ICQ UIN: 16529513
D.O.B.: 5/25/78
Location: ???
Comments: I am beautiful, smart and have a nice ass... guess that makes me a "smartass."
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Fishsticks
E-mail: sap71186@ignmail.com
ICQ UIN: 30700376
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/nj3/PsychoFiendsNetwork/
D.O.B.: July 11, 1986
Location: New Jersey
Comments: I'm a student and a volunteer (I work with little kids over the summer) at a local nature and science center. I enjoy playing tennis, swimming, and horseback riding. Although I'm not very good at either, I enjoy working with HTML and building websites, and I have recently begun to appreciate fencing.
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jawa
E-mail: jawas98@yahoo.com
ICQ UIN: 9775098
D.O.B.: January 18 1971
Location: Moved from the 3rd cave on the left on Tatooine to Southern Ontario, Canada.
Comments: Let me first set the record straight. I DO NOT know those "other" jawas from the bar. Looks like I found a place to show my SmartAssism. Is that a word? Well now it is. All the way through high school and till now people call me a SA, now I can say yup and also certified.
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JP
E-mail: Ask nice via ICQ
Homepage: http://home.hawaii.rr.com/jpj
ICQ UIN: 1187909 and I will authorize you if I know you and you ask nice
D.O.B.: 1/7/47
Location: Hawaii
Comments: My name is JP and I am a really sexy male.
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JoePerryFan
E-mail: joeperryfan@smartasses.org
Homepage: http://AerosmithIsland.com
ICQ UIN: 19536231
D.O.B.: 6/26/71
Location: Miami
Things I love: Aerosmith, meeting Aerosmith, The SAO, reading Stephen King novels, rollercoasters, travel, and other fun stuff.
Things I hate: Working in retail, bees (I'm allergic), when Aerosmith is not on tour, being far away from my "kid", and other bad stuff.
I really love the SAO. It's a great place to go and let off some steam. You guys really made me feel at home right from the start. I will do everything in my power to uphold the *cough* dignity *choke* of this establishment. The fact that no one even blinked an eye when I brought in a hatchet was very comforting. I really felt like I had finally come home.
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Judy Downunder
E-mail: judithk@mail.mpx.com.au
Homepage: Under Construction
ICQ UIN: E-mail to request.
D.O.B.: 11/14/58 (EEEKKK!)
Location: Tasmania, Australia (Of course!)
Comments: Hi! Well here are the details at last! Poor DB how does he keep up with all this work??!! I am a teacher who works with children aged between 4 and 12 and love every minute of it. I have an interest in children who have "special needs" and I speak Auslan which is Australian Sign-language.
I love to watch cricket and basketball. My favourite Aussie beer is V.B. but my favourite drink is a K.G.B. on-the-rocks. I love all sorts of music and have been known to spend lots of time doing decoupage. Between checking out the SAO Forum/Clubhouse/Parachat/CSAO etcetera... I love to read authors such as David Eddings, watch Babylon 5 and spend time with my family. Not as exciting as some of you other CSA's but I won't complain!
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Jules
E-mail: letty@webconcept.com.au
Homepage: http://www.webconcept.com.au/~letty
ICQ UIN: n/a
D.O.B.: 1/21/63
Location: Melbourne, Australian
Comments: I work part-time, doin accounts, wages etc..... I have 4 great kids... they keep me busy and broke..haha Love messen with me HP....and hey, I not long got back from a 4 week trip to yankee land..hehe....I had a GREAT time!!
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Kel
E-mail: kellen@sympatico.ca
ICQ UIN: 8127879
D.O.B.: 9/8/68
Location: Windsor, Ontario, Canada
Comments: TRUE BLUE MAPLE LEAF FAN!!! I am also a bookkeeper for my father's business. Married Oct. 10/92, a dog named Duke and a cat named Mopar (MOPAR or no car kind of family). I own a 1972 Dodge Dart, with a 318, painted the original colour - Hemi orange (not on the road yet, but cant wait to drive it) I also luv to read, Stephen King, Dean Koontz and Robin Cook. I LUV THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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lilFlame
E-mail: Well... I know ya won't write anyhow so why bother????
ICQ UIN: 3607207... but I need 5 good reasons to talk to you *sag*
D.O.B.: 1/12/*choke*5..*cough cough*..0
Origin: I have been told it was New York for my first 13 years and now it is Houston, Texas... but I have a strange affinity for the planet Neptune.. *shrugging my shoulders*.. well.. who knows...
Hobbies: um..is net addiction a hobby? Is going to the beach a hobby? Talking too much? Reading lots of books and being overly opinionated about em? Petting my cat a lot? ...uh.. well.. maybe I don't have any hobbies!!!
Real Life Stuff: I am an artist and art teacher.... want details? *VBG*... Just ask!!!! In fact..that might count as at least 3 reasons for me to talk to you on ICQ *G*. Oh.. I also have a 15 yr old son who is a puter whiz and DB assures me he will make us rich someday!!! One more oh.. am married to a man with an obvious passion for red heads *G*.. he's been married to one for 26 yrs!!!
SAO Distinctions: I am QUEEN of the forum (sis kissing Ms Bitch for that one!!!!!!!!), I am the only Married lady on the net with Lippe's ICQ number *cackling*..and I was the OLDEST SmartAss in here til JP stuck his ole nose in and made me lose my status!!!!! But I think I am still the shortest SmartAss!!!
Fav Quote: I always wanted to be somebody, guess I should have been more specific!!!!!
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