An 80 year old man is crying on a park bench.
A young man passing by decides to help.
"What's wrong?" said the young man.
"Well... it's just that I... I'm in love with a 22 year old" said the old man.
"I see, and she doesn't correspond?" said the young man.
"Actually we are married. The problem is that, everyday after I wake up in the morning, we have wild sex. Then she leaves for work" the old man said.
"That's not bad" the young man said.
"Well, when she gets home, she makes my meal and gives me a blow job. After we eat, we have more wild sex" the old man said.
"If you are having sex all day, then why so glum?" the young man asked.
"The problem is I forgot where I live!"