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Author Topic: Where's Jilly?  (Read 1613 times)

jawa

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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #30 on: February 22, 2012, 08:59:20 PM »

You dont have to tell me how much you pay them or what you pay them, just IF you pay them.
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #31 on: February 23, 2012, 04:43:12 AM »

No, actually I don't have to tell you whether I pay them....
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jawa

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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #32 on: February 23, 2012, 07:59:49 PM »

Why not? I could of used one today..
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #33 on: February 28, 2012, 01:11:50 PM »

You wanted to use a warthog? I hope you were planning to get the warthog's consent first.
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jawa

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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #34 on: February 28, 2012, 08:28:14 PM »

I meant a screamer. So when I cut myself last week, he could of screamed and not me. Man seems like I have to explain myself in here...oh wait...forgot where I was...
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #35 on: February 29, 2012, 03:18:30 PM »

I'm fairly certain you would need to cut Driver before he would do much screaming. Now if you wanted him to announce to the entire town that you cut yourself, he might be willing to oblige you.
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jawa

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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #36 on: February 29, 2012, 09:48:36 PM »

Couldnt he just scream?
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2012, 05:09:47 AM »

Screaming is bad for the vocal cords.
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2012, 06:37:41 AM »

Yes... yelling is a much better alternative. the Town Yeller!  =)
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jawa

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« Reply #39 on: March 01, 2012, 09:05:31 PM »

DOH, thats what I did wrong...wrong word.
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2012, 07:45:10 AM »

At least I'm not all that old....I still remember what happened to Old Yeller!
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #41 on: March 04, 2012, 09:10:23 PM »

*sniff sniff* Me too.
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #42 on: March 05, 2012, 03:10:12 PM »

So what becomes of Old Criers?  ;D
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jawa

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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #43 on: March 05, 2012, 07:37:43 PM »

Ya is there a place they all hang out at?
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Re: Where's Jilly?
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2012, 05:35:58 AM »

Yeah, over in Whispering Pines.
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