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Author Topic: Wasn't My Idea!  (Read 536 times)

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Wasn't My Idea!
« on: December 18, 2011, 09:11:26 AM »

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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2011, 12:36:34 AM »

Want to start a business together? The most important step will be finding the right name, something which will resonate with woman and make them want to pay us to fondle measure their hooters assets. Obviously "Tryst Lingerie" works but is already taken. How about "The BraHaHa!"... kind of festive, no? Or maybe something with an international flair... "Hans Onbreast Lady's Shoppe"? We could start a mall kiosk franchise for small women called "A Little Help"... Jawa could work there... a triple entendre! Plus we wouldn't have to pay him much.
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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2011, 09:29:05 PM »

Would work for free.
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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2011, 09:57:45 PM »

You left out the word "feels" at the end.
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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2011, 12:10:47 PM »

Yes, it's a "feel" good job!
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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2011, 02:50:12 PM »

Are you ready to begin your training exercises? Let's start with lift and separate... lift and separate... and again... one... two... three?... huh, where did that come from?
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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2011, 07:21:31 AM »

The help wanted sign is always in the window at La Senza for a Bra Fitter, but my wife won't let me quit my day job and apply! I say it's a good case for domestic cruelity and brutality... Hey, where's the number for my lawyer?
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Re: Wasn't My Idea!
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2011, 02:10:21 PM »

You should compromise with your wife and make it your night job. Of course she may not like that too much either.
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