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Going for Gold
« on: March 08, 2010, 08:28:15 PM »
Nerk, or Driver...wanna stand it front of me for a sec?

A US first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are American too.

Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I am not an American."

"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?".

"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.

"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too.

"The teacher is now really angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a crappy hockey player, and your dad was a crappy hockey player? Would that mean that you're a crappy hockey player too?"

A pause, and a smile. Then, says Kristen, "Nope! That'd mean I'm an American!"
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2010, 11:28:31 PM »
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2010, 07:19:25 AM »
Roflmao!!!
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 08:58:46 AM »
Oh them amerikans wit their trick questions!  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: March 09, 2010, 05:16:32 PM »
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #5 on: March 10, 2010, 09:11:46 PM »
And it's not just the amerikan hockey players Jawa... did you ever notice the size of the ball they have to use when they go bowling?  ;D
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« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2010, 12:54:12 AM »
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2010, 10:43:58 AM »
The bigger it gets, the scarier it looks.  Is that the purpose?
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #8 on: March 12, 2010, 02:01:10 PM »
If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that.....
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #9 on: March 12, 2010, 07:55:24 PM »
You would have a dime?
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #10 on: March 12, 2010, 10:55:58 PM »
I was thinking five cents.
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #11 on: March 13, 2010, 12:28:04 AM »
Must have thin walls in his apartment...
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« Reply #12 on: March 13, 2010, 01:27:55 AM »
And the winner is... Nerk! Congratulations, please accept this award for Best Comeback In A Forum Thread.
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Re: Going for Gold
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2010, 04:04:43 PM »
Do I get a prize for the setup?
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« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2010, 06:37:43 PM »
I'd give you a booby prize except Nerk keeps then all locked-up in his closet.
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