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Re: ...and on this day....
« Reply #45 on: February 20, 2010, 12:05:25 PM »
And she's going to lose control! Her rear axel just disengaged! Run for the safety of the tents!
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Re: ...and on this day....
« Reply #46 on: February 20, 2010, 11:21:59 PM »
I'd climb a tree but she just might be able to get me up there... you know, women drivers and all.

*a sudden hush descends upon the forum*

What? Did I say something wrong?  :-[
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« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2010, 10:13:36 AM »
Not me, I am a perfect driver.  I am so perfect, I have been granted ownership of the road.
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Re: ...and on this day....
« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2010, 03:29:24 PM »
Wouldn't help you in Miami, where the largest vehicle has eminent domain.
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« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2010, 11:48:33 PM »
ha ha!  That's an awesome car.  But I'll have you know I'm a very good driver. I haven't hit anything since....oh...a month or so.
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« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2010, 12:03:15 AM »
If you were as good a driver as you claim then you would be able to hit anything you aimed your car at... at least a couple times a week.
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Re: ...and on this day....
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2010, 12:06:12 AM »
Oh gosh!  THAT'S the purpose?   I've been doing it wrong all these years?
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Re: ...and on this day....
« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2010, 12:21:36 AM »
There is even a point system.
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« Reply #53 on: February 25, 2010, 10:26:29 PM »
We have a point system here in Michigan, too.  Fourteen points lands you in bad driver's school.  Not that I'd know anything about that...
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« Reply #54 on: February 26, 2010, 12:05:59 AM »
I think it's ten points here and you're hoofin' it!
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« Reply #55 on: February 26, 2010, 06:11:22 PM »
12 points in 12 months will get your license suspended in Florida. But it is kind of a hollow threat in Miami when half the drivers don't even bother to get a license, unless you count the one they got in Cuba in 1958.
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