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Author Topic: And on this day... a smartass was born!  (Read 23736 times)

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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #480 on: April 30, 2012, 10:39:55 PM »
Actually knowing what I know now, I agree with you!  Happy birthday for tomorrow then!
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #481 on: May 01, 2012, 12:32:53 AM »
Is it time yet?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SUE!

When I weigh in with Wii Fit Plus it gives a couple physical tests to perform and then calculates my Wii Fit age based on how well I do. I usually manage to score in the 30s, sometimes as low as the mid-20s. I like Wii Fit Plus. OTOH, our Omron "Full Body Composition Sensing Monitor and Scale" puts me at 61. Omron can go fuck themselves.  ;D
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #482 on: May 01, 2012, 01:07:04 AM »
WOOHOO! Happy B'Day Sue. Sorry, but the lawnchair/handcuff dances are on hiatus for a bit. But feel free to eat some cake.

OH, WAIT! Don't eat the cake. The cake is a lie anyway

I tried WIIfit once, and it autodialed 911. +)
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #483 on: May 01, 2012, 05:14:08 AM »
Happy Birthday Sue!!!

Hope it's a nice relaxing stress free day... with coffee... and chocolate... :)
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #484 on: May 01, 2012, 07:37:23 AM »
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUE!!!!!
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #485 on: May 01, 2012, 08:54:55 AM »
Have a good one Sue!
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #486 on: May 01, 2012, 06:06:14 PM »
Hippo
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Two Ewe  Sue!  (As always I make the jpeg toooooooo large!)
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #487 on: May 01, 2012, 11:39:45 PM »
Those are cute!!  Great!!

Thanks everyone.  Had a pretty good day today.  Even got some carrot cake for dessert.  (No sugar added, but it was still good.) 

I've accepted the fact that I'm closer to 60 than I was yesterday.  But the older I get, the more crazy things I can get away with. Just an eccentric old lady, right?  Or maybe they'll think I'm senile.  Either way works for me.
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #488 on: May 01, 2012, 11:49:12 PM »
I wouldn't count on getting away with too much due to age these days... try Googling "police taser old woman" and you'll see what I mean.
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #489 on: May 02, 2012, 02:46:43 AM »
I still sometimes can't believe that the kids will be out of High School in 3 years, and Tonya's thinking of retiring in 5.
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #490 on: May 02, 2012, 11:50:30 AM »
Retiring sounds good. 

I can't believe they did that to that old woman.  Not the one in the traffic stop....she kind of asked for that.
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #491 on: May 03, 2012, 01:01:53 PM »
Agreed, she was practically daring him to zap her. However, Tasers are not supposed to be used as a compliance device, and all too often they have been employed as "pain sticks."

I retire everyday. I get up, I'm tired, so I drink some strong coffee but after a few hours I'm tired again.
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #492 on: May 06, 2012, 11:48:18 AM »
I agree totally... It's like when I follow those trails in my Jeep, followed by but a few, and after all tires are blown and ripped to pieces, I have to retire... =)
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #493 on: May 07, 2012, 04:33:05 PM »
Will the puns ever be retired? Doubt it.
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Re: And on this day... a smartass was born!
« Reply #494 on: May 08, 2012, 07:43:08 AM »
The shortest distance between two puns is a straight line.
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