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 Record Number: 460 Posted: May 3, 2008, 8:38 am 
Name: Ninkannonnoni
Location: Sri Lanka
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 Record Number: 459 Posted: March 25, 2008, 11:17 pm 
Name: It's Iced!
Found: Ex-smartass online.
Comments:
I resigned for just one day and I already miss you, SAO!

 Record Number: 458 Posted: March 23, 2008, 10:09 am 
Name: kellie
Found: Just woke-up and found myself here.
Location: Bunbury Western Australia
Comments:
"omg" 14 wrong i'm so aussie ha ha ha har jus gunna go back to the lounge and drink my beer dwell a bit dont worry i'l be over it in 5 mins after all i am aussie.. HOWS THAT!!!

 Record Number: 457 Posted: February 11, 2008, 9:05 pm 
Name: Elizabeth Hoong
Found: From a newsgroup.
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Comments:
Good Day Mate. Well, i am not a true-blue aussie Sheila but am a true-blue Malaysian Chinese Sheila for sure! lol lol. Got half questions correct and that is at least something accomplished asI am not a true blue aussie sheila but will Definitely survive in OZ land...... Fair Dinkum Mate

 Record Number: 456 Posted: January 28, 2008, 12:33 pm 
Name: chic
Found: From another smartass online.
Location: Scotland
Comments:
very good site, had me smiling a lot

 Record Number: 455 Posted: December 9, 2007, 3:54 am 
Name: ridgie didge
Found: by looking
Location: oz land
Comments:
love to join but i think ill stay with the blokes and shielas in oz .

 Record Number: 454 Posted: November 30, 2007, 7:24 am 
Name: bobbsey
Found: Lover screamed out URL during sex.
Location: sydney new south wales australia
Comments:
well, stone the flamin crows, g'day mate. i think the septics are spot on in some of the questions, but they missed out on budgie smugglers, i got 18/20, not bad for a sheila, struth bloody flamin good , if you ask me. dinky-di , born and bred aussie sheila here, hope you have a grouse day. be seein ya

 Record Number: 453 Posted: November 3, 2007, 9:19 pm 
Name: Bernie Brickwall
Found: From another smartass online.
Location: Coffs Harbour, Australia
Comments:
gidday blokes and sheilas, who drew up that list of questions? a bloody yank probably. who ever heard of "stodged"? or a belly biting pig? love the sie though!!

Guestbook Administrator's Comment:
I can assure you that no Yank has ever heard of those terms either. The quiz authors couldn't be more true blue if they hopped around on their hind legs and carried their offspring in a pouch.


 Record Number: 452 Posted: October 13, 2007, 3:50 am 
Name: Amy
Found: Someone on Facebook recommended it.
Location: Perth, Western Australia, Australia.
Comments:
Bloody excellent! The septic tanks need to learn how to spell 'bugger' in the dictionary correctly though. I might need to work on my lingo a bit - only got 18/20 on the quiz, cuppla things I hadn't heard before. Hey maybe we should give the test to all the wannabe Aussies comin in? Make it part of the citizenship test?

 Record Number: 451 Posted: September 26, 2007, 3:11 am 
Name: lilflame
Found: uh...then I guess it means i am lost?
Location: Still in texas dang it
Comments:
*waving frantically to everyone from the GUESTBOOK cuz I cannot sign in. * ARGHHHHHH...forgot my password maybe? Got dumped completely for being a slacker for an undetermined number of yrs? Your dog ate my account? My account cannot be accounted for? You can count on my account being unaccounted for and therefore you feel you cannot be held accountable? I was supposed to do something to my account and forgot? *whimpers*...ya'll hate me and dropped it? Or possibly the most likely, I forgot the password cuz I am STILL a CARD CARRYin' member of the SAOOGC ya know. Uh, did I spell that right? Anyhow, I had to make this a long post that is actually one long run on sentence or no one would believe that it is really me. It is. Really. Me. Blows kisses to DB and jpf, lilyb, jawa, ween, lorraine, driver, terra, um um um...whoever else is still around that i know. Soooooooooo....Do i STILL have to bribe DB to get anything done around here? Let me in!! Or should i just get a new account? I like my old account, i had it hemmed and the sleeves shortened and everything plus i spent all those hours sewing those badges on there!! So, lilflame, where the hell have ya been? I been drawing!! And i am still drawing!! and it's all online!! But I missed you guys and wanted to say hi, so let me in!!! Pwease? Or..write and tell me to get a new account please *L* *taps lil foots* I'm waitingggggggggggggg...........

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