Biographies Part Two
LilyBright
E-mail: ses@nwinfo.net
ICQ UIN: 23511242
D.O.B.: 5/1/54 in Montana
Location: A farm in Washington State
Comments: The most important things in my life are God, family and friends. I will do just about anything for family and friends. People say I'm a good listener. Really it's just an excess of maternal instinct and I mother anyone who comes within my "mom force field". *G* Some of my other interests -- whenever I can escape from the SAO to real life -- are my kitty, Spike, music (almost all kinds except country), reading mostly mysteries and scifi), crosswords and just about any kind of brain challenging puzzles (the harder the better), crafts, baking, writing, gardening, bird and nature watching, and philosophical discussions with my friends.
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£ippè
ICQ and E-mail: Available upon request to single females
Homepage: http://home.att.net/~vanderlippe
D.O.B.: 11/6/63 in a small cabin without heat or water yada, yada, yada...
Location: Stuck in the middle of a TON of corn. (near Bloomington Indiana)
Physical stats: 5'10½" 165Lbs (I am SOOOO fat!)
Marital Status: Baaaaaaad question. Ask again in October '98 or so.
Favorite hobbies: Hanging out in the grocery waiting for someone with 13 items to try and use the express checkout so I can pounce all over them. (I do ski and dive also)
Favorite number: 69 (what? like you expected something else?)
Favorite Color: ANYTHING but red and yellow combined.
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LizBeth
E-mail: angus@cyberhighway.net
Homepage: None yet, but look for one to come after the NO debauchery (I mean, get-together... LOL)
ICQ UIN: 17108665
D.O.B.: 1/13/66
Location: Right here in front of my computer, as usual.... Oh, I guess you mean, in the world? Sheesh.... ok, ok... Boise, Idaho (go ahead, cue the spud jokes, I can take it... LOL)
Comments: And to think an innocent meander through the ICQ homepage led to all this.... I've always thought of myself as a closet SmartAss until now. Now, I've come out and, baby, does it ever feel good! All my RL friends have noticed the improvement... *weg*
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Merlin
E-mail: merlin08@hotmail.com
ICQ UIN: 2620068
D.O.B.: ??/??/64
Married: 9yrs... make that 9 long yrs... *JK*
Hobbies: Fishing, camping, boating, playing darts and coaching little league baseball.
Stuff about me: Well, I've been making an ass out of myself for a very long time, which makes me a very popular guy at parties. I just like to have fun and it's usually at my expense unless, of course, I am being a SMARTASS!!! I have a 5 yr old son who takes up a great deal of my time and energy and he's the greatest kid... when he's not trying to flush his toys down the toilet, or playing baseball with his fish... etc... etc... *smile* I spend a lot of time on this electronic substitute for sex... ( did I really say that? ) *SAG* Actually, I never was a big TV freak and I'm happy to have discovered the WWW... it has definitely been educational... yeah... that's it... educational... *grin* and I'm really looking forward to being part of this great organization... the possibilities are endless... Thanks all...
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OneLouder
E-mail: dstog@hsonline.net
Homepage: What the hell do you think I am? Some kinda web page designer? Uh, I wil have one soon. Still trying to figure out the theme.
ICQ UIN: 14477586
D.O.B.: 3/21/66
Location: Kinda of a Lippe/corn sandwhich. In between Lippe and more corn.
Marital Status: I am happily married (9 years) with 2 wonderful, sweet, perfect demons, oops, I mean daughters.
My Life: Well, as of the moment, I work part-time as an office/systems manager. (They are really hard up for employees 'round here). I have an accounting degree (Gee, you'd think I would be able to balance that check book, huh?). Getting ready to go back and get some other kind of degree, haven't decided yet. Still haven't answered that all important question, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I have more than a few vices: smoking, chugging Absolut, beating the hell out of my 'puter, and making life a living hell for really stupid people. I am extremely opinionated, and usually right.
I am thrilled to be here. To be among the ranks of such greatness, history is being made, and I am glad I am a part of it.
Favorite Quote: "Everybody got to elevate from the norm....."
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Pennies
E-mail: pennies@townsqr.com
Homepage: http://www.angelfire.com/mo/goldpennies
ICQ UIN: 7064116
D.O.B.: 11/23/68
Location: Missouri
Comments: Well now you all can come get me when I wander off, which I have a tendancy to do whether I want to or not
but it is good though. Makes people appreciate you when you get back. *LOL*
Yeah I kid myself....hehehe
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Princess Leia
E-mail: kristin.princessleia@smartasses.org
ICQ UIN: 19687058 (you'll need my authorization to add me to your list)
D.O.B.: 5/27/80
Location: a tiny boxlike apartment in downtown Manhattan
About Me: I'm currently a student at NYU, majoring in psychology and politics. (I'll graduate in May 2002.) After graduation, I hope to continue on to law school so that I can become a dirty rotten lawyer. I'm not sure what kind yet, though.
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Renegade
E-mail: chowitz@yahoo.com
ICQ UIN: 22921393
Homepage: http://mim.freehosting.net
D.O.B.: 3-24-83 (im not y2k compliant)
Location: cincinnati (i think i spelled it right)
Comments: c++ is the spawn of the devil. photoshop is good, m$ paint is bad. i kill spammers because they are stupid. cant think of anything to say...guh...
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§ongßyrdººC§Aºº
E-mail: catnap87@hotmail.com
Homepage: http://members.xoom.com/VirtualToy
ICQ UIN: 10918116 (Ya, just SEE if I authorize you. *grins evilly*)
D.O.B.: 5/5/69 (Lucky girl huh? *grin*)
Location: Michigan (The Land of the Great Lakes & Cold Weather)
Quote: "Is it because light travles faster than sound that a person can appear bright until they speak?"
About Me: After looking at the BOOKS that the other CSA's wrote about themselves, I decided I better update mine a little.
Let's see... everyone I meet calls me "Sweet" (gagging), so I guess that would make me a "Sweet SmartAss". I live in a house on the water. (A pond, really... well seven of them actually.)
I have two wonderful (ACK!) children, whom I adore. (Translation... I let them live because it suits my purpose) I have been married for 5 years. (*Mr Rogers impression* Can you say, "Living hell?...I KNEW you could..") I love riding. (horses). I sing. (As often as I can get out of the house.) I enjoy crafts. A couple things I enjoy online are playing cards and chatting with people. (Yes, I can even do BOTH at the same time! *grin*) I really enjoy creating things in PSP 5, (Won't someone PLEASE take pity on me and send me a better program? *hint, hint*) not really that great yet, but I keep trying...
I guess that about covers things for now... HEY!!! WAKE UP!!! ~SAG~
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subbes
E-mail: subbes_showbizz_birdies_sister@yahoo.com All wierd mails gratefully recieved, as long as you're not trying to sell me anything (how XOOM got my e-mail address, I don't know).
Homepage: http://come.to/subbes (don't be scared of the random quote. I can't read minds really. Well, not that well...)
ICQ UIN: 666. That joke's probably been done before, so I'll have to say that it's *really* 17639057.
D.O.B.: *must* I? Errrm... June 29th. What year? Every year.
Location: Sitting, standing, against the wall... *ahem* Indiana. I still say Oxford because it explains the English accent and lack of knowledge (what *is* the superbowl?)
Comments: I'd love to stay here and be normal, but it's just so over-rated. subbes (no capitals please, it's a formatting error I keep meaning to mention in the forum but I never have the heart to. I'm so nice. Stop laughing at that, it's _true_.) was born at an early age, and since then things have got worse. That incident with the llama was never proven.
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Sunny, aka SundownsLady
E-mail: SunnyDCSA@att.net
Homepage: http://members.xoom.com/brokensystem
ICQ UIN: 5032807 (I'll have ta authorize ya... if I feel like it... grins.)
D.O.B.: 7/16/54
Location: Corpus Christi, Texas
Comments: Look out ya'll, I'm a forum postin fool... can't seem to help myself... seems I've got something to say about everything.... grins. I love being a member of the SAO, it's the greatest. Hope ya'll can put up with me... at least part of the time......SAG.
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Sushi
E-mail: abadguy@hotmail.com
Homepage: www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Shores/1937
ICQ UIN: 3314128... add me at your own risk
D.O.B.: 6th August, 1st April, 31st October
Location: Somewhere in the little dictatorship of Singapore
Tag Found Attached to Left Ear: Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a cynical, sacarstic, overweight but somewhat pleasant little G.U.Y. The G.U.Y loves violence, especially to small, defenceless mammals and indulges occasionally in role-playing games, poetry writing and, get this, COOKING! Yes! He actually can cook! He requires constant exposure to loud, alternative rock in ensure hormonal balance and a steady supply of Oreo cookies and milk to sustain his miserable existence. Batteries not included. Each sold separately.
Favourite Retort: Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
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Sweetcheeks
E-mail: hmmm...ya icq first
Homepage: No home page... yet.
ICQ UIN: 8915113... (you will need auth)
D.O.B.: 4/21/55
Location: Beatiful San Diego, CA, average temp is 72f.. heeheehhee
Comments: I study horticulture and am a landscaper.
I'm recently separated. I ride off-road (sand dunes) and whitewater raft.
I'm addicted to the net...and flirt unmercilessly. *SAG* Couldn't tell, could you??
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TerraSkye
E-mail: terraskye@smartasses.org
ICQ: You figure it out. ~SAG~
Homepage: http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/Palms/5178
D.O.B.: 11/31/63
Location: Too far from the nearest beach, I quit my old RL and moved from Miami to GA to go back to school. However, I am not a redneck. I know what one is, though. ~SAG~
Single, female, spoken for, and happy.
Hobbies: keeping up with the SAO Forums.
Previous hobbies before SAO: creating and occasionally maintaining my own collection of
websites.
Previous hobbies before internet access: I enjoy music of (almost) all kinds, especially live but also collecting recorded music; learning guitar; gardening; rocks & minerals; Weather Channel junkie; astronomy; and other assorted things to do when I'm supposed to be studying *G*
Other SmartAss qualifications: Raised by Yankees.
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Texasgal
E-mail: texasgal1@hotmail.com
ICQ UIN: 7661962
Homepage: I still haven't gotten enough time to figure that out yet.
D.O.B.: 6/8/70
Location: Texas
Married: Sept. 19th 1987....so I guess that makes a little over 10 years (gawd has it been that long? It seems just like yesterday and about 3 kids ago *g*)
Hobbies: Well I live online when I have access to the computer so I guess that counts as a hobby and I also like to read anything with words (yes even the big words).
At the present I live in a little house with lots of kids but I hope soon to have my very own room (it's under construction). I have I wonderful hubby (yes one is more than enough for me) and a large zoo consisting of three dogs, three cats, four great kids (did I say that?) and a Betta that I can't seem to kill (I think my kids keep feeding him on the sly). I'm a stay at home mom who hopes to someday be promoted to a stay at home source of annoyance to my four wonderful kids to get even with them. Seriously, I'm currently studying to be a Animal Care specialist but I have another year to go (maybe then I'll know how to kill that damn
fish). Anyway, thats a litle about me, ICQ me and I'll tell ya some more (maybe).
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Thanato
E-mail: Alright, alright. It's coroner13@hotmail.com
ICQ UIN: What! More questions? Go look the damn thing up.
Homepage: Like I have time to make a site.
D.O.B.: Gettin a little personal now?!?!
Location: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition? No one expects the Span..... Oh never mind. Lets just say I live between Earthquake Central and the damn desert.
Comments: More questions? Okay, my name is thanato and I am a really sexy... What? Thats been taken? FINE! So, it all started when I got kicked out of Drama club for being a smartass. Then the Army asked me not to re-enlist. Then I went into the funeral biz and got the cold shoulder. I finally found my niche when I became a Deputy Coroner. These are some of the biggest smartasses I know. My wife has almost killed me numerous times for being a smartass. And I hope to raise my kids to be smartasses too. My favorite pasttime is anything to do with the ocean. If I'm more that an hour away I'll wither. And if I tell you the story about the sheep, I'll have to kill you. So is that about it? Am I free to go now? And what is the record for saying "smartass" in a bio?
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Tonnaree CSA, OSAOQOL
E-mail: tonnaree@yahoo.com
ICQ UIN: 38104194 (I'll authorize you if you ask me sweet)
D.O.B.: 09-04-1962
Marital Status: Betrothed of Thanato
Turn Ons: David Duchovny, Chocolate Pudding, Spankings, Air
Turn Offs: "You can turn it off"?????
Hobbies: Lust, Annoying Dumbasses, Writing dirty X-Files stories, Singing show tunes in my underwear
Excuse: It wasn't me, I didn't do it, I was no where near there at the time.
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Ween
E-mail: weeniemarybin@hotmail.com
ICQ UIN: 20686871
Homepage: not a chance in hell
D.O.B.: 1 Nov. 1967 (I put the nov. in so all you americans dont think I was born on the 11 of January)
Location: Canberra, Australia
Comments: I am really very nice.
Ok, educational attainments including (but not limited to) Chemical Engineering, Political Philosophy, and Classics. Work for the Australian Gov, so if you need anything done, the answering machine is on, I will get back to you in a week or two.......(maybe). Everyone's mate, but no one seems to want to bonk me (might be the 6'5" rugby playing husband or perhaps i'm just not bonking material) , and I quite like cats. :)
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Whicka
E-mail: Whicka@goplay.com
ICQ UIN: 6060015
Homepage: http://members.xoom.com/Whicka/
Whicka'sWorld.html
D.O.B.: 8/29/80
Location: Corpus Christi, Tx
Comments: Ummmmm... Well, I'm a CSA, so I guess that means that I'm something of a... hehe... Smartass... *looks around innocently* Although I've NO idea why anyone would think that innocent Lil'Ol'me could ever be anything BUT innocent.
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E-mail: Wink_lol@hotmail.com
Homepage: The Little piece of paper I keep by my keyboard 2 scribble down ICQ #'s
ICQ UIN: It's on the little piece of paper, U DA! 16529941.
D.O.B.: I Assume D.O.B. refers 2 Definate Obvious Beauty. Thank You!
Location: Location, Location, Location. What is this, a real-estate questionare? North East corner of the room.
Comments: 4 comments, please send $19.99 + shipping & handling 2 The Cause: 'Cause I said so!'
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xstream
E-mail: xstream@smartasses.org
ICQ UIN: 10748537... I'll need to authorise you... maybe... *G*
D.O.B.: 2/9/57
Location: Albury/Wodonga, Australia
Comments: Favourite past time is running strip shows in chat *G*....... you
wanna know what they're like?......you'll have to find out for yourself *SAG*
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