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Out of the mouths of babes. *g*
F-U Baby
Happy Birthday. How does it feel to be as old as dirt?
Old As Dirt
That is an awfully deep hole you're digging yourself into.
Digging Hole
You have been invited to join the next SAO chat.
SAO Chat
Let's stop fighting, ok?
Stop Fighting
It was great cybering with you. Here's that pic I promised.
Cyber Female
It was great cybering with you. Here's that pic I promised.
Cyber Male
I haven't a clue what you are talking about.
Welcome to my ICQ ignore list.
ICQ Ignore
Good News. Tech support has determined the source of all your computer problems...
Just trust me, okay?
Trust Me
I'm just as innocent as an angel.
Sophisticated male seeking romance on the Internet.
Screw the tacos... let's get naked!
Get Naked
For Sale: Presidential cigars. Slightly used but never lit.
That's right... just keep talking. I've got all the rope you'll need right here.
I can't imagine why anyone would think I'm a flirt.
They were right! You really can learn a lot from a dummy.


The Guest Collection
Don't mess with an Aussie ya bloody Yank. We'll eat ya alive.
Don't forget your bags on your way out.
G'Day! From Australia!
Let's Party! Man your good! Where have you been all my life?
Smoochers baby!
Thanks for the date. I'll be waiting for your next call.
Bad Date
Your manners are impeccable for a caveman.
Was it something I said? Gee... I'm sure glad it worked!
It Worked
Been at your computer too long?
Too Long
Where there's a whip... there's a way.
Our relationship works because we have honesty...
I may be drunk, but you are downright ugly...
Support your local undertaker... DROP DEAD
Drop Dead
If men had periods... they'd brag about the size of their Tampons.
Moody Bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship.
You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing.
How do I set my laser printer to stun?
I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
Postcard from the road to Damascus.
It wasn't me...
Wasn't Me
Congratulations! On your new sex life.
Sex Life




The Holiday Collection
Tree Killer
Tree Killer
Life Is Short
Life Is Short
Light My Fire
Light My Fire
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