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Out of the mouths of babes. *g*
F-U Baby		 Happy Birthday. How does it feel to be as old as dirt?
Old As Dirt		 That is an awfully deep hole you're digging yourself into.
Digging Hole		 You have been invited to join the next SAO chat.
SAO Chat		 Let's stop fighting, ok?
Stop Fighting
It was great cybering with you. Here's that pic I promised.
Cyber Female		 It was great cybering with you. Here's that pic I promised.
Cyber Male		 I haven't a clue what you are talking about.
Albert		 Welcome to my ICQ ignore list.
ICQ Ignore		 Good News. Tech support has determined the source of all your computer problems...
PEBCAK
Just trust me, okay?
Trust Me		 I'm just as innocent as an angel.
Innocent		 Sophisticated male seeking romance on the Internet.
Sophisticated		 Screw the tacos... let's get naked!
Get Naked		 For Sale: Presidential cigars. Slightly used but never lit.
Cigars
That's right... just keep talking. I've got all the rope you'll need right here.
Noose		 I can't imagine why anyone would think I'm a flirt.
Flirt		 They were right! You really can learn a lot from a dummy.
Dummy
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The Guest Collection
Don't mess with an Aussie ya bloody Yank. We'll eat ya alive.
Aussies		 Don't forget your bags on your way out.
Bags		 G'Day! From Australia!
G'day!		 Let's Party! Man your good! Where have you been all my life?
Party		 Smoochers baby!
Smoochers
Thanks for the date. I'll be waiting for your next call.
Bad Date		 Your manners are impeccable for a caveman.
Manners		 Was it something I said? Gee... I'm sure glad it worked!
It Worked		 Been at your computer too long?
Too Long		 Where there's a whip... there's a way.
Whip
Our relationship works because we have honesty...
Honest		 I may be drunk, but you are downright ugly...
Drunk		 Support your local undertaker... DROP DEAD
Drop Dead		 If men had periods... they'd brag about the size of their Tampons.
Tampon		 Moody Bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship.
Love-Hate
You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing.
Bitch		 How do I set my laser printer to stun?
Stun		 I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
Psychodrama		 Postcard from the road to Damascus.
Damascus		 It wasn't me...
Wasn't Me
Congratulations! On your new sex life.
Sex Life
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The Holiday Collection
Tree Killer
Tree Killer		 Life Is Short
Life Is Short		 Light My Fire
Light My Fire		 Osama
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